Is this funny?

So, I have been asked to entertain at our ward campout in a couple of weeks. It's an encore performance from our last High Priest's party. I sang a few of my funny songs (you know, shoot your dog, and you make me sick and can I borrow some money) and then had everyone sing a verse of the blues centered around church, etc. I guess it was funny. When it was over, I smashed the acoustic guitar into pieces like a rock star (it was a junk guitar). It had everyone rolling except one couple wanted the guitar for their grandchild.
So, this time I'm thinking of starting out my routine by asking everyone around the campfire to help me look for my little green ball that I lost while getting up. I'm going to ask everyone to look around their chairs and on the ground. When they can't find it, I'll say, "thanks anyway, I'll guess I'll have to start a new one", as I pick my nose.
Pam says it's not funny, because it is so gross. I say it's perfect for a campfire gag. Maybe a few people will gag. I'm thinking of showing everyone the picture Candy has of me as a ute with my original green ball.