A tribute to my greatness

                                                       Unk, the Lego mini-fig

Rarely in life, do we get the recognition we deserve for our accomplishments. We do not seek for these things, yet on occasion, some entities like governments, associations, guilds, military organizations and/or educational institutions feel compelled to bestow on deserving people individual honors which show their gratitude for accomplishments and honors above and beyond the norm. 

In all humility, I accept the honor bestowed upon me by my fellow members of the human race. I know I am such noble company as Batman, Darth Vadar, Indiana Jones, etc. I am deeply humbled that my name is now linked with theirs forever. I will do my best to live up to the standards they have set. In fact, I intend to raise the bar higher and carry on the rich tradition of my fellow recipients. And last but not least, thanks to the little people, for being littler than me.

I've decided to post again!!!!

That's right. I'm blogging again after my self-imposed exile. I have much to talk about. I have lots to say. I have many things to show. I have done many things. I have endured many things and hope to be able to endure all things.

My latest venture is to play a little prank on those many people who go to holiday boutiques in my little part of Arizona. As many of you know, I live in a neighborhood that has only one entrance and exit. You come in on the same street you exit. I'm going to print up some Holiday Boutique signs that read, "Gilbert's Largest Boutique" with arrows pointing in to my subdivision. Then, I'm going to have arrow signs and guys dressed in orange traffic vests leading the "boutiquers" around and around and around in my neighborhood and then leading back out. I will have it video-taped and put it on you tube comparing the vehicles to the ones previously video-taped in movie theater parking lots for midnight premier showings of "Twilight".

By the way, I am not immuned from shopping mayhem myself. I go to poor people's boutiques called garage sales. What's interesting is I usually find a lot of the things that were sold at real boutiques from the previous year.

Also, I'd like to introduce my friends and family to an unique blog I recently found out about. It's highly entertaining and thought provoking. I recommend it to all and, in fact, hope you all will link it to yours. If I knew how, I would. I'm waiting for Devry or Lacy to show me how. Anyway, here is the name of it. chadjeffreyarnett.blogspot.com Check it out.