So after 5 long weeks, Pam arrived early this morning at 1:30am. I stayed up for her, which was no problem, because I haven't been able to sleep at night anyway. Five weeks, what was she thinking? I woke up this morning with someone next to me. At first, I was startled and got a little scared, but then I realized I have a wife and her name is Pam. She is really tan and really tired. It seems as though the job wasn't as easy as she thought. Although, she want's me and Chad to go with her next year and work there. I said we'll have to wait and see. Since my soulmate left, I decided to grow a soulpatch to compensate. She took one look.....I'm shaving it tomorrow. She also bought me several Hawaiian shirts. I'm going to wear one to church with a tie.
Needless to say, I am extremely glad she is home and so is Duffy. I'm posting some photos of the mystery person I woke up to this morning and a couple of Duffy when he first saw Pam again. He put his paws on her and wouldn't let her move. Seriously, he wouldn't move an inch. He just kept his paws on her. She tried to get up and he would have none of it. I let him in this morning also and he did the same thing to her in bed. He wouldn't let her move. I'm going to try that same thing next year when she wants to go to Hawaii again.
In other news, our Arnett family geneologist, Wayne, discovered that we do not have an ancestor from Germany. It seems that the acronym G.BT. was mistaken for GER. She's from Ireland. It still doesn't explain the behavior of some of you.
Syd and Cameron have become quite the buddies. Not sure how much I like it. They gang up on me and call me "Unkie" to make fun of me. I do admit, though, that Syd is fast becoming my favorite niece. She does my dishes and get's me Dr. Pepper from QT. What more could an "Unkie" ask for?
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I'm diggin' the soul patch!
A soul patch, born in 1981, facebook. Perhaps you are youthing yourself? That's okay, I like Amy Winehouse.:)
Okay, here goes. Pam got home and told me to shave the soulpatch and get off facebook. She said it's creepy for an old man to be on there and that it was even creepier to have put my birthdate as 1981. She said they have tv shows on NBC about guys like me.
So I really didn't think everything through. My wife was gone for 5 weeks. Also, I didn't set up a facebook account, Sydnee set it up. I was facebook stalking Chad and she got tired of me using her account (in fact, she said that was creepy) so she -- without my permission -- set one up for me. Then while she was doing it, she asked me how old I was and I said don't put my real birth year then everyone will know how old I really am, so she put 1981.
In hindsight, I needed my wife here to advise me on all things. I told Syd to kill off the facebook two days ago, although she left the A.S.S. Support group on there. I guess it has developed some kind of following. Cameron thinks there should be an old person type of facebook, so that younger folks could keep in touch with older folks like they do on facebook. It doesn't matter to me, because I'm back to being me....old and crotchety. By the way, "I have the need to be"...quick who sang that song? Also, where can I find the song that starts out with "Sara took some roses to a holy man she found"?
First there was Penee & Queenie. Now, there's Pam & Duffy?
Welcome home Pam. From the looks of that "soul patch" Jeff really, really missed you :)
Hey Jeff!
So you are a fellow blogger. I am just starting and trying to figure it all out! But I found yours quite accidently-from one persons to anothers to another's etc.
How's life?
Well, just thought I'd say Hey!!! HOw's Pam? Tell her hi!!! Sounds like Chad is doing great!!!
My blog is dahlymama.blogspot.com, I think. So keep in touch stranger!
jla, um, and why can your recipe not show up on the Arnett rellys cookbook, the Humble Pie, hmmm? What gives? I thought blood was thicker than lime juice (or whatever you use in you dumb 'ole salsa:)
I would share with you.
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